So a friend of mine sent this funny article to me last week and I wanted to share. It's called "When Women Drink Too Much ... " For all the ladies out there, this will either bring back memories of younger days .. or from this past Friday (or from Las Vegas.) Here goes!!!
When Women Drink Too Much ...
1) We have absolutely no idea where are purse is located. (It happens every time.)
2) We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "Woo Hoo" is truly the sexiest dance move around. (Guilty)
3) In our last trip to the bathroom, we realize that we now look more like homeless hookers than the goddesses we were just four hours ago. (Nice mascara.)
4) We start crying and telling everyone we love them soooooo much.
5) We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a great song plays because "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!!!" (Any Journey song.)
6) We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.
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